if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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