Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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