Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Randomize
