just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Is it penis luge time yet?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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