After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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