Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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