Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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