Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
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Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
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That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
i think my cat just said my name.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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