This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
