So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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