Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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