Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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