a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Success! We fucked roommates!
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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