Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Walk of Shame today included voting.
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Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
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Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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