yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
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Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
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At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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