I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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