People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Randomize
