I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
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The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
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The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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