Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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