My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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