So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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