UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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