i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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