so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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