am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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