Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
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This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
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No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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