drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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