she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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