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(978): View more from Massachusetts

i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker

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(703): View more from Virginia

im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off

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(248): View more from Michigan

it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world

(1-248): View more from Michigan

i told you not to try chat roulette

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(913): View more from Kansas

Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.

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(305): View more from Florida

After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.

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(914): View more from New York

whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.

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(720): View more from Colorado

You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.

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(309): View more from Illinois

WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!

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