Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
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just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
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My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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