I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I just want nice things and good sex
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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