Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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