Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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