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whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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