You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
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That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
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How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.