Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
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