just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started