Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
it glows. i had to have it.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
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well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
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That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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