The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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