I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Church boner. Awkwardddd
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
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