It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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