Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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