I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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