3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
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