She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
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he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
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Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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