I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
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No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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