Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
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as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
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Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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