is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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