Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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