chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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