sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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