If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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