**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
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I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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