I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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